Wednesday, September 18, 2019

Timing Phone Calls

Dear BF,

I am SO sorry. I thought you were out of work when I called! Obviously, you gathered that when I said, "oh! Are you still at work?" And you said, "I am! Let me call you in a bit."

I mean, it's not like I count down the minutes for when I think it's appropriate to text or call. *Nervous laugh*, that would be totally ridiculous. Who does that? Certainly, not me! 

Yes, it's an honest mistake. It would be totally ridiculous of you to think, "God, she's clingy and annoying. Gotta cut that off and shut it down real quick." That's totally not what you're thinking. Is it? Because I know I've worked hard not to be clingy or the least bit annoying.

But omg who interrupts someone at work but a clingy and annoying girlfriend? Right? Only those girls. You must totally hate me. Yes I know that's ridiculous. I shouldn't hate myself or feel so irrationally insecure over a mistakenly timed phone call. That would be ridiculous.

That would be BPD.

Oops,
Your crazy BPD GF



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